Insane Requests

[PeregrineV]

The forum for requesting the fantastic or impossible, either for fun or just to get the creative juices flowing.


How about a book exchange? Where we can bring in those half eaten worthless books and exchange them for real books, for a limited time only?

What about +1 and +3 books? And tomes that give you one level if you are a certain class?

What about Ioun Stones? Either permanent use or charges? Use it to increase a skill or stat without having to equip it. Uses the "true seeing" type graphic. Lasts until next rest...

[Alkapwn]

Deck of many Things!!!
w/ Random transports , +/- stats, random items, instant deletion or lvl, death to all enemies or allies in huge area, random item destroyed in inventory or random epic item appears in inventory, instant faction loss or friendly to all factions, instant epic boss appears and fights you or fights at your side! or Pre epic mobs appear! so many random possibilities!!! honestly i'd be scared out of my wits to use it but it would be awesome.
It was so funny in pnp.
Defender swords would be cool too +dodgeAC

[VagaStorm]

I what menzo as sort of a wild magic zone. Wen ever a spell is cast, it is switched for another of your memorized spells at random.

[Fatzo]

Deck of many Things!!!
w/ Random transports , +/- stats, random items, instant death or lvl, death to all enemies or allies in huge area, random item destroyed in inventory or random epic item appears in inventory, instant faction loss or friendly to all factions, instant epic boss appears and fights you or fights at your side! or Pre epic mobs appear! so many random possibilities!!! honestly i'd be scared out of my wits to use it but it would be awesome.
It was so funny in pnp.
Defender swords would be cool too +dodgeAC

LOL ..... thats epic

[PeregrineV]

Defender swords would be cool too +dodgeAC

How about the "Dancing" Weapons? You activate and it leaps out of your hand and fights for 10 rounds as a "summon" or "henchman". If killed, or when time runs out, falls to the ground in "unidentified" mode. Grab it quick before someone else does

Cloak of the Bat or Arachnid cloak (+2 dodge, transform 1/day into bat or giant spider)

Elemental pits on each plane where weapons can be "dipped" into the raw element and gain additional damage. If that's unbalanced, then:
1) You can change the element type, but only if an element type alreayd exists on a weapon.
AND/OR
2) There is a chance the weapon is destroyed instead of being imbued.
OR
Any combination of the above.

Cloak of the Spy- One-use item that that makes you "Neutral" to an enemy faction. Or make permanent. Can make it vanish if approach within 3 screens of relic. Or make it vanish if relic is touched. If fancy, use claok, target enemy, and temporarily receive that faction.


Like the Deck of many things, too.

[Gornickthy]

Monks in MA!!!! Is that insane enough for this thread?

[Lorkar]

How about a teleport to leader stick like 3.5 has? Maybe make the req's be collect an item from each boss on the server from gobbo's to DWP. Then turn them into Elvin for the non-droppable goody.

[Blystos Re]

I want the option to capture and dismantle one of Primus' Elite War Machines and use it as a battle mech!

[Lorkar]

I want the option to capture and dismantle one of Primus' Elite War Machines and use it as a battle mech!

Maybe with 1.69 you could ride it...

[Blystos Re]

I want the option to capture and dismantle one of Primus' Elite War Machines and use it as a battle mech!

Maybe with 1.69 you could ride it...

lol! No, I would want it to be like a suit, so more like a shapechange where you'd disappear and then be controlling the war machine and have all their abilities in the radial menu.

[Fatzo]

Monks in MA!!!! Is that insane enough for this thread?

yes.

[PeregrineV]

How about an MA job token where, 3 times a day, they can shapechange into a monkey?

Ape shape or "Form of...a green gorilla" or maybe just an intelligent chimpanzee. That would be cool.

Monks in MA!!!! Is that insane enough for this thread?

So close...yet so far away...

[Gornickthy]

You know what would be cool.. I doubt it possible without hak packs though.. but each faction having a different mount. LA could have horses, AO giant red lizards, MA mechanized metalic horses, SL nightmares, TC could have tigers, RK could have kegs of ale on wheels, and NC could have MA prostitutes.

[frogofpeace]

You know what would be cool.. I doubt it possible without hak packs though.. but each faction having a different mount. LA could have horses, AO giant red lizards, MA mechanized metalic horses, SL nightmares, TC could have tigers, RK could have kegs of ale on wheels, and NC could have MA prostitutes.

Yer just trying to improve the MA genepool, what with all the mutations spawned by your unholy experiments

Are there weapons that drain levels? Strombringer would be way cool, delevel your opponent back to diapers. Or Stormbringer anyway, Strombringer would be too hideous for any faction, maybe Llolth can wield it ...

[Lorkar]

How about an MA job token where, 3 times a day, they can shapechange into a monkey?

Ape shape or "Form of...a green gorilla" or maybe just an intelligent chimpanzee. That would be cool.

Monks in MA!!!! Is that insane enough for this thread?

So close...yet so far away...

Since you mentioned it, can we have the superfriends? "Shape of a monk...or a Ranger..."