Okie Zoo

Okie Potter · Post by **Okie Potter** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:58 pm

Last night the great and all powerful Okie God came to me in a vision while I slept, and shared with me a wonderous plan for the benefit of Neversummer. "Potter" the Okie God said, " When the new land is upon us I want you to round up 2 males of every so called guild in Neversummer and take them to Okie island to be displayed to the masses. I want you to build me a giant zoo on Okie island for these poor disheveled, misled souls so that all people can see the miserableness of their existance." "But , I replied..Would it not make more sense to have one male and one female of each guild" The Okie God frowned down upon me with furious anger and said" Do you think I want these dirty animals reproducing? Besides, they only can find comfort in the company of other males..makes for better entertainment on slow zoo days..but you KNOW that dont you Potter? At that point I realized the truth, and sheer genius of the Okie Gods words. I bowed my head in shame and accepted the difficult task laid out before me.

Joran · Post by **Joran** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:01 pm

Oh, boy. He's baaack =)

lord_modred · Post by **lord_modred** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:45 pm

hmmm... and how to you expect to get all these guild members?

powerferret · Post by **powerferret** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:22 am

oh you know, with tranque guns, nets and light recon vehicles

-=Mushra=- · Post by **-=Mushra=-** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 11:10 am

Where can i fill in the request list to get new pets

was thinking about naz and chair :twisted:

ToxicOkie · Post by **ToxicOkie** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 1:02 pm

we could put them in the petting zoo, they arnt scary enough to have to put behind bars

Joran · Post by **Joran** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:45 pm

Will there be a Portanas? I've always wanted to see one of those, but they're so rare....especially the White ones....

-=Mushra=- · Post by **-=Mushra=-** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:31 pm

OOOH, we could put a basket outside there cages with stones and such in em to trow at em, will make the kiddies laugh :twisted:

ToxicOkie · Post by **ToxicOkie** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:35 pm

i think that hot pokers will work better

Nala · Post by **Nala** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:09 pm

will we be able to visit the zoo and feed the animals ? or is that not allowed? I like to feed the lions *Mauhhhh*

*evil grinning* Faylian

ToxicOkie · Post by **ToxicOkie** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:51 am

yes nala i think we can work out the whole lions feeding on you thing

junksta · Post by **junksta** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:20 am

kewl a zoo with Okies in it yes thats an idea

lets kill the Okies we put em all in a big cage full of lions and get the popcorn and watch the lions feed yeeees Lions and Okies

like the Lions and Christians only furry

Acara · Post by **Acara** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:45 am

Joran wrote:Will there be a Portanas? I've always wanted to see one of those, but they're so rare....especially the White ones....

THe Portanas escaped from ns.

Æ · Post by Æ » Tue May 04, 2004 10:56 pm

Chair's left FotS, Neversummer, and I think NWN... thank god (none of us liked him either lol)

You can put Naz on display for a while if you feed him spam 3 times a day }: )

Terminal Insanity · Post by **Terminal Insanity** » Sat May 08, 2004 7:21 pm

lord_modred wrote:hmmm... and how to you expect to get all these guild members?

the same way newb groups get members... accept anyone