Okie Zoo

XxDkCobraxX · Post by **XxDkCobraxX** » Sat May 08, 2004 8:10 pm

ouch, bust on chair more....

chair wasnt so bad, but his temper is what pissed everyone off so much.

-=Mushra=- · Post by **-=Mushra=-** » Sun May 09, 2004 6:11 am

hmm true rent, i didn't mind chair so much he was drunk half the time he played i heard of telling. and hes a kid of 17 :S

so i didn't worry about him, untill the moment he actually treathened to kill me in real life if hed ever saw me (still not sure how hed recognise me

) still that was enough for me, i gave up on him. hes nothing more then a spoiled kid with a bad temper and a alcohol problem. glad he finally left

Naz · Post by **Naz** » Sun May 09, 2004 7:24 am

lol, its chairs fair well party...

I surrender myself for the okies zoo as 1. Im no match and 2. Im stuck in NS anyway as soon as I leave the guards kill me.

So when ur out to catch me go ahead 'n try

Okie Potter · Post by **Okie Potter** » Tue May 11, 2004 8:28 pm

did i forget to mention that the okie god decreed that there are mandatory hose downs at the zoo three times a day? 4x day for sexy fruits...dirty little animals

. we've also decided that the gimps are going to be segregated into a "special" area of the zoo where they will spend the rest of their days cockfighting with one another as the okies place bets and laugh their asses off watching the sissies fight. then we kill the winner and throw both bloody carcasses into the main "pen" and watch the heathens feed like animals. this way the okies can cut down on zoo expenses as we dont need to feed the animals...they feed themselves! We can then save our hard stolen money for more important things...the okie zoo could always use a new set of matching red leather whips!

Portanas · Post by **Portanas** » Tue May 11, 2004 9:07 pm

WHO CARES?

not me

firetoad35 · Post by **firetoad35** » Wed May 12, 2004 3:24 am

Poor deluded little bean worshipers... i feel sorry 4 you but i agree to this zoo idea but u deserve no visitors.

Deep in the bowles of the earth with darkness 4 the rest of your pathetic lives.

Naz · Post by **Naz** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:20 pm

still waiting to be captured

Okie Potter · Post by **Okie Potter** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:20 pm

...and by the way we will be bringing in a highly regarded pair of dirty animal trainers for the white portan-[censored]

to make sure he doesnt get out of line. and for those of you who havent figured it out yet...YES. Okie Zeigfred and Okie Roy will once again be returning to the realm and will be bringing their renown skills to the Okie zoo to make sure the white portanas gets plenty of man love during his captivity.

Billiard · Post by **Billiard** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:07 pm

Gotta love it that whips have been added to the mod! Just need to get them shackles in now . . .

Naz · Post by **Naz** » Tue May 18, 2004 11:38 am

okies are a joke that everyones in on except the okies...

JadedSage · Post by **JadedSage** » Fri May 21, 2004 5:26 am

Naz... something tells me you will regret that statement while the final breath is slipping out of your lungs as the Okie God smites you in your sleep... yet allows you to wake long enough to look into your dilated pupils to see the dread on your face.

That is the compassion of the Okie God, that you may look upon his gracious face prior to your untimely doom.

*falls to his knees before the Okie God*

I have returned, and I BEG and PLEAD for forgiveness for my actions. I hope the Almighty Okie God can find the compassion to allow me back in his midst. If not, I shall gladly accept my death by his hands, with pride, for my wrong-doing.

-Dread (The Repentant Okie)