Insane Requests

[Fatzo]

How about magical portals from a specific faction to random places throughout Aetheria?

Oh, wait...nevermind...

*cough*

heres an insane one !!1! close the dwarf cheese tunnel ! or better yet open it to all !

[Shamed Monkey]

How about magical portals from a specific faction to random places throughout Aetheria?

Oh, wait...nevermind...

*cough*

heres an insane one !!1! close the dwarf cheese tunnel ! or better yet open it to all !

I have a request of un-nerfing RK, thanks. Please give us back our Pech Tunnels. >_>

[PeregrineV]

Unearthed Arcana

Shadow Lanthorn- Shadow summons similar in power to that Archon Dog summoning thing from the Formians. Usable by non-good.

Iron Bands of (Binding? What a dumb name. The old UA had a better one.) Bilarro - Hold person effect but can be broken out with a STR check.

Necklace (or any item) of Adaptation- Wearer immune to stinking cloud, cloudkill, poison gas, etc.

Bag of Tricks- Put in some really tough animals. Golden Admantium Dire Grizzly Bear Lord, for example.

Folding Boat- Charged item that allows user to travel to a port (just like the ferry) as long as they use it on a "coastal" screen.

[VagaStorm]

Ohhh.... I think there where a weapon called a man catcher in 2. ed....

[Quiett]

Ohhh.... I think there where a weapon called a man catcher in 2. ed....

You are correct. It was in the Oriental Adventures book. ( Not my title, please don't flame me )

[Valhor]

Ohhh.... I think there where a weapon called a man catcher in 2. ed....

man catcher.. yeah it looks sorta like a pitch-fork.

[Fatzo]

How about magical portals from a specific faction to random places throughout Aetheria?

Oh, wait...nevermind...

*cough*

heres an insane one !!1! close the dwarf cheese tunnel ! or better yet open it to all !

I have a request of un-nerfing RK, thanks. Please give us back our Pech Tunnels. >_>

p\/\//\/ed !!1!

well tho , your Dwarven Defenders do need a bit of an increase --- they make great tanks ! .... can take loads of damage ! but thats about it --- tho technically with the new instance -- they would be prized like gold-crusted SPAM! ...so nevermind

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i have another idea ! lets wipe the server !!1!oneoeneoneoeneoneeleventyone !!1!

[mgrjebbo]

There is no such thing as an "instance" in this game fatzo... wow language does not belong here.

Insane request- Respect the boards and cut the spam.

[Fatzo]

*looks around*

the word 'instance' exists not only within the world of n00bcraft

how about a better insane request regarding spam --- why not petition the governments of the world to outlaw the food product spam; thus causing future generations to forget spam actually existed therefore wiping out spam in the comming future

eh...im out of good insane requests

[Heeza]

I'm not sure how Relics are catured, moved or placed...but I do know it kinda sucks when (insert faction here) Has 3 or 4 relics, and is enjoying a nice bonus, then someone comes along and takes the 1 relic belonging to (insert faction here) and your bonus goes from 20% to 0% in an instant.

Example: Ragnars Kin has 4 relics, Their own, and 3 others. Someone comes to raid said relics. Can we make it to where the last relic available for capture is RK's specific relic?

Nuther Example: Lets say SL has 3 relics, Their own, MA's and NC's. If someone from NC comes to raid the reilcs, the first one he/she would be able to grab would be NC's relic.

I've only been playing about 3 months on the NS4 server so perhaps this has been brought up before. Or, perhaps some people like it the way it is right now.

Just a thought.

[Amoenotep]

I'm not sure how Relics are catured, moved or placed...but I do know it kinda sucks when (insert faction here) Has 3 or 4 relics, and is enjoying a nice bonus, then someone comes along and takes the 1 relic belonging to (insert faction here) and your bonus goes from 20% to 0% in an instant.

Example: Ragnars Kin has 4 relics, Their own, and 3 others. Someone comes to raid said relics. Can we make it to where the last relic available for capture is RK's specific relic?

Nuther Example: Lets say SL has 3 relics, Their own, MA's and NC's. If someone from NC comes to raid the reilcs, the first one he/she would be able to grab would be NC's relic.

I've only been playing about 3 months on the NS4 server so perhaps this has been brought up before. Or, perhaps some people like it the way it is right now.

Just a thought.

Zing designed it that way for a reason. the first out is yours, the second is the faction your taking it from, after that its random.

[Zysek]

The only thing I really wish we had was... a Town Portal like that of Diablo. I understand such a device would entail a ton of scripting since we have more than one "town" to port to, but think about how cool that would be. One wouldn't need a port to leader.

(All these years later, all I remember about Diablo is that I refused to fight The Butcher... even after my pc was a studly fighter with awesome hp.)

[Aarkon Draco]

we have town portal its called Death Express

[Zysek]

we have town portal its called Death Express

Umm... No. Death Express is one way. Diablo's Town Portal allowed one trip back down for the portal opener.*

If I opened a portal to town, my husband could use it. The portal would stay open until I went back down through it. This made for some tag-team portal opening, which was a special kind of craziness. ("Wait! Don't use that one...") Logging out the game deleted your portal. Going back down deleted your portal.

*And unlimited trips up IF you could just get back down there.

[frogofpeace]

JOurnal that keeps notes after reset? I try to keep notes on those who have wronged me, but after a reset, all is forgiven - that's just not right!