AD&D Spells Not Worth Memorizing
Acid Trip
Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
Anger God
Animate Bread
Anti-Magic Magic Missle
Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
Bigby's Clenched Teeth
Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
Break the Wind
Change Elf
Charm Dead
Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
Create Coat Hanger
Cure Light Winds
Cure Smoked Ham
Deathwish
Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
Detect Detect Spells
Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
Detect Pervert
Detect Self
Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
Enlightening Bolt
Enrage Dragon
ESPN
Evard's Blue Testicles
Explosive Friends
Feign Orgasm
Foreskin
Get Life
Globe of Vulnerability
Guess Alignment
Hair Extension I, II, III
Heel
Hold Bladder
Hold Self
Impress Plants
Improper Suggestion
Invisibility to Dead
Irritate Self
Kender Summoning I, II, III
Knock Knock
Legend Bore
Leomund's Grass Hut
Lightning Blot
Locate Right Hand
Maggot Missle
Magic Gristle
Mail of the Banshee
Melf's Acid Trip
Mildly Surprising Grasp
Mistaken Identify
Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
Part Hair
Phantasmal Fork
Power Word, NO!
Power Word, Puke
Protection from Self
Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
Rectum of Retention
Remove Hand (yours)
Reservation
Rest Erection
Resurrect Living
Sheepskin
Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
Speak With Self
Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
Teleport Without Destination
Teleport Without Terror
Tenser's Formatted Disk
Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
Transmute Rock to Jazz
Unseen Manservant
Unseen Pervert
Wall of Dog
You Wish!
ZX-Spectral Force
For a laugh
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DM Clang
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For a laugh
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DrakhanValane
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Speak with Self is probably the ONLY useful D&D spell. So many people not worth talking to. ;)
If you tilt your head far enough and squint hard enough, anything becomes as simple or complex as you'd like--regardless of whether it is or not. -- A lesson learned from Stephen Wolfram's A New Kind of Science
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DrakhanValane
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Why do I always fail my concentration check when I cast "Locate Right Hand"?????
WHY?????
Oh, was in my pants again....
*stomach rumbles*
*quickly switches hand position to the BACK of his pants, as a grimace comes over his face*
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that animated bread!
*casts Bigby's Clenched Buttcheeks*
*casts Expeditious Retreat*
*waddles away in a hurry*
WHY?????
Oh, was in my pants again....
*stomach rumbles*
*quickly switches hand position to the BACK of his pants, as a grimace comes over his face*
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that animated bread!
*casts Bigby's Clenched Buttcheeks*
*casts Expeditious Retreat*
*waddles away in a hurry*
