You're invited to a party!

[Delisha Zrazorian]

“We have much to celebrate”, Delisha smiled, “ besides the completion of the Fury Fortress, we’ve an army
of wonderful new friends and allies”.

“Praise the Forest Mother, Hail Torm!”

Chuckling to herself, Delisha went to work on the invitations for the Fury Anniversary party.

You are invited to a Grand Celebration!

What: A party to commemorate Fury’s first anniversary.
Where: The Fury Guild Hall
When: All Hallows Eve
Who: Field Commander Annabelle Thunderfist will be the main speaker.

For the joyous occasion, Fury is proud to introduce Fruit-of-the-Vine Fury wine!

All Fury wines are made from the finest fruits grown exclusively in the orchards and vineyards of Melencia; foot-stomped,
hand-pressed and expertly bottled within the Sacred Grove by the light of a full moon.
Fruit-of-the-Vine Fury Wines are then stored in the cool, dark underground caverns of the Fury Guild where they are aged to perfection.*

Fruit-of-the-Vine Fury Wine, support your local farmers!

* As always Fury promotes drinking responsibly, so if you like your wine a little too much… we reserve the right to stable your mount til sun-up.

Please join us for a night of fun and frolic at the Fury Guild Hall!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FURY!


Yours truly,
Delisha Zrazorian – Fury Leader

Then, at the very bottom of the invitation Delisha added…
“Wear your hip-boots”



As Fury’s young leader was finishing up with the Anniversary invitations, Mordred stopped in to convey congratulations for the
completion of the Fury Guild House.

Picking up one of the invitations Mordred scanned it quickly, a puzzled look crossing his face at the “wear your hip-boots” request,
but before Mord could ask, he heard Annabelle’s grinding voice practicing her speech for the Anniversary celebration…

“Soon… the Spider Lovers and the Shortlegs will be shivering in their holes, scared to death of the new power growing strong in the Forest!”

“And the Wizards and Lizards will huddle and shake in fear within their unholy cities of despair.”

“Before long… all our enemies will quiver and quake in terror, running blindly for their lives from the fist of Fury!”

“No one will be able withstand the onslaught of Fury power!

“SOON… FURY WILL DOMNATE THE WORLD!”


“Ah, I see”… Mordred smiled at Delisha, taking a set of hip-boots from the rack, “it’s goona get deep!”