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You might not be a roleplayer on Neversummer 4 if...

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1). Out of all your 36 quickslots in nwn, not a single one of yours make your character say anything when you click them.

2). The first thing you say upon entering the game usually starts with the word "Yo", "Sup", "Wussup", or some variation thereof.

3). You know all the gods by their first names - chase, metis & Reset Please.

4). Your paladin routinely kills random people because they looked at you in askance.

5). You left the default description on all 15 of your characters because your just that l33t.

6). Another player's color completely decides whether or not you will kill them.

7). Most of your conversation in PvP happens while you are dead, in the talk channel.

8). Before you log in, you check the login screen and memorize the builds of players you want to fight.

9). At least one of your characters on every account is named Awesome Super Cool Death Killer Man the 3rd.

10). You frequently misspell and abbreviate even short words - because less finger strokes equals less time which everyone knows equals money.

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Apokriphos wrote:1). Out of all your 36 quickslots in nwn, not a single one of yours make your character say anything when you click them.

2). The first thing you say upon entering the game usually starts with the word "Yo", "Sup", "Wussup", or some variation thereof.

3). You know all the gods by their first names - chase, metis & Reset Please.

4). Your paladin routinely kills random people because they looked at you in askance.

5). You left the default description on all 15 of your characters because your just that l33t.

6). Another player's color completely decides whether or not you will kill them.

7). Most of your conversation in PvP happens while you are dead, in the talk channel.

8). Before you log in, you check the login screen and memorize the builds of players you want to fight.

9). At least one of your characters on every account is named Awesome Super Cool Death Killer Man the 3rd.

10). You frequently misspell and abbreviate even short words - because less finger strokes equals less time which everyone knows equals money.

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Post by npasher »

LOL, Good Stuff Apokriphos!
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Post by Binkyuk »

Oh no, #5 is: You changed the character description to 15 million carriage returns interspersed with 'what j00 lookin at?' because you're old school and it made it marginally harder to read your buffs back then.

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Post by P. Fricebottle »

Actually #5 is pretty dead on, I don't do all of those but I do do some, semi-RPer. Minielvis on the other hand....
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Re: You might not be a roleplayer on Neversummer 4 if...

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Apokriphos wrote: 7). Most of your conversation in PvP happens while you are dead, in the talk channel.
Wouldn't that be wrong? would the RPer be the one dead because he can't match the powergamers and he refuses to use shout and party chat, because how can anyone target a specifik person when they talk?

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Apokriphos wrote:1). Out of all your 36 quickslots in nwn, not a single one of yours make your character say anything when you click them.
You can quick slot voices :shock:
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Netrom.dk wrote:because how can anyone target a specifik person when they talk?
if you are L337 you can ;) the same way you can send invites when u are dead...
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Post by LinuxPup »

You know you're not a RPer when you complain on shout about how your enemy drinks potions... :roll: .

I know... I know... touchy subject.... couldn't resist. :wink:
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You have more mules than playable characters.

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Yup... you'd be surprised how much a dex-based elf can carry.
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Post by Kromix »

random31 wrote:
Apokriphos wrote:1). Out of all your 36 quickslots in nwn, not a single one of yours make your character say anything when you click them.
You can quick slot voices :shock:
and some scripts :o but ive said enough
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Post by MasterYoda »

11) when ur build requires u to play 2 toons at once

12) when u power level your self

13) when a RmvBlnd isnt enough to stop the AoE of a WoF, pwk pwns low CON toons. (if u dont get this ... ur a rper)

14) when your god in game is Banjo, God of Sock Puppets.

15) when u have a pic of u sitting one someones face naked.

16) when u have had your post count reversed in the forums.

17) when you have never been level 16 or under for more than a day

18) When u have been banned ( :twisted: )

19) when dms pm u with sup [censored] :)

20) when your character is named after a character in star wars.
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its Banjo, God of the Sock Puppets
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Post by Kurth »

Dude! Reviz!
17) when you have never been level 16 or under for more than a day
Or when you can't decide on a build 3 times in one day... 6 lvls into the build. XD
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