i think we could prob use some new guards in rk, i dont know

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i think we could prob use some new guards in rk, i dont know

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na, i have seen what was there and still think RK gaurds are the best here. They hit the hardest considering some use warhammers and and dwarvern battleaxes. LA uses longsword and [censored] swords, MA use mostly mages and short swords, (golems suck - keep beating them), NC the real users of long swords, after like 3 divine cast die quickly, TC, not one arse in the relic cradle has one see inv? huh? AO used to have dragon ppl see with true seeing and they have assassins? huh? RK has mages and clerics, no help there,(BUT THEY ARE THE BEST GAURDS), Oh, SL regular gaurds and priestesses have see inv (THINKING ABOUT IT SL HAVE SOME DECENT GUARDS). I think I know what happens and it was a DM felt sorry for the raiding party is all, any other explanation? :roll:

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Ryddwillow wrote:na, i have seen what was there and still think RK gaurds are the best here. They hit the hardest considering some use warhammers and and dwarvern battleaxes. LA uses longsword and [censored] swords, MA use mostly mages and short swords, (golems suck - keep beating them), NC the real users of long swords, after like 3 divine cast die quickly, TC, not one arse in the relic cradle has one see inv? huh? AO used to have dragon ppl see with true seeing and they have assassins? huh? RK has mages and clerics, no help there,(BUT THEY ARE THE BEST GAURDS), Oh, SL regular gaurds and priestesses have see inv (THINKING ABOUT IT SL HAVE SOME DECENT GUARDS). I think I know what happens and it was a DM felt sorry for the raiding party is all, any other explanation? :roll:
the screenshot was showing all the dwarven guards falling down drunk, it wasn't about the epic guards and how good (or bad) they were. It was joke man.
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Ryddwillow wrote:na, i have seen what was there and still think RK gaurds are the best here. They hit the hardest considering some use warhammers and and dwarvern battleaxes. LA uses longsword and [censored] swords, MA use mostly mages and short swords, (golems suck - keep beating them), NC the real users of long swords, after like 3 divine cast die quickly, TC, not one arse in the relic cradle has one see inv? huh? AO used to have dragon ppl see with true seeing and they have assassins? huh? RK has mages and clerics, no help there,(BUT THEY ARE THE BEST GAURDS), Oh, SL regular gaurds and priestesses have see inv (THINKING ABOUT IT SL HAVE SOME DECENT GUARDS). I think I know what happens and it was a DM felt sorry for the raiding party is all, any other explanation? :roll:
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In an effort to at least stop this strings insanity I will come forward. It was me Willow, Gorm the RK diety who chose to reward the defenders of RK with quite a few tankards of ale and after they were good and drunk used my devine power to have the RK guards standing around the area also partake in the drink thus rendering them drunk as well. The end result of this was a rather funny sight of the RK guards on the groud drunk, a sight not many have seen thus provoking a player to take a SS of the occurance and post it as a joke!!
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I thought it was rather funny, even if Gorm is biased toward RK/AO :)

Nice to see that Willow changed his avatar...
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Ryddwillow wrote:na, i have seen what was there and still think RK gaurds are the best here. They hit the hardest considering some use warhammers and and dwarvern battleaxes. LA uses longsword and [censored] swords, MA use mostly mages and short swords, (golems suck - keep beating them), NC the real users of long swords, after like 3 divine cast die quickly, TC, not one arse in the relic cradle has one see inv? huh? AO used to have dragon ppl see with true seeing and they have assassins? huh? RK has mages and clerics, no help there,(BUT THEY ARE THE BEST GAURDS), Oh, SL regular gaurds and priestesses have see inv (THINKING ABOUT IT SL HAVE SOME DECENT GUARDS). I think I know what happens and it was a DM felt sorry for the raiding party is all, any other explanation? :roll:
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LOL nothing funnier than a kid that gets giggles like that LMAO!!!

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the screenshot was showing all the dwarven guards falling down drunk, it wasn't about the epic guards and how good (or bad) they were. It was joke man
I saw it the first time and yes, the second time and saw the SS and do believe RK still has one of better Guards in NS4. :wink:
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