New Area: Teh AWESOOME!!!!shift+1

Forge_ns3 · Post by **Forge_ns3** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:14 am

Ok.. here's my idea.... this area is for pure harper scouts only. Well, that isn't possible.. okay... wiz/harper scouts, but only if your INT is 11 or less. Why the class restrictions? Cause I don't like good builds and I made a guy like this.

You have to go in naked.... or in pleasure leather. Wait.. nevermind... same difference.

Okay, anyway, once you get in there.... with your wiz/harper scout, you will encounter an NPC who will delevel you back to 1. You then have to fight your way through the area of uber monsters using only your wits and honeyed tongue. What does this mean? Well, I don't know...... but, I suggest you quote Douglas Adams or Monty Python at least every 5 rounds because the devs are going to put in a script that will teleport you back to the beginning if you aren't spouting quotes every so often.

You should also say "LEERRRROOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIINNSSSS!" from time to time.

Ok, so you fight the bad guys with your movie quotes and mouse clicking skills until you reach lvl 40 again. Then, and only then, you will be rewarded with the ultimate weapon.

What is this ultimate weapon? A new scythe? Perhaps a rapier w/ a DC 482 vorpal on it? A +3 Kleenex?

Nope, it will be a simple paragraph of text from an NPC.

That text will contain the actual, real world, physical, walk-up-and-knock-on-their-door addresses for the DEVs.

You can then journey to the DEVs abode and petition them to institute whatever change you'd like.

Edited for people named Charon:

Of course, they are free to smack you on the back of the head and scream "IDIOT! USE YOUR STINKING BRAIN! THIS IS A MOD FOR ALL CLASS TYPES AND ALL PLAY STYLES! WE AREN'T GONNA SINK THOSE KIND OF RESOURCES INTO CREATING AN AREA GEARED AGAINST A CERTAIN CLASS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!" at you. In fact, they are encouraged to.

*whew* Sorry......

DM Cipher_ns3 · Post by **DM Cipher_ns3** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:17 pm

its ok buddy.....they make medications for this.....

Charon_ns3 · Post by **Charon_ns3** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:18 pm

Mage Tower in DWP
Rogue Challenge area in NS
Druid-only area in EC

Why? 'Cause I like playing devil's advocate.

Let the flames begin!!!

DM FORSAKEN_ns3 · Post by **DM FORSAKEN_ns3** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:21 pm

Forge wins "DMF's Favorite post o' the week!!!!"

gonna laugh for a while bout that one!

Aaron315_ns3 · Post by **Aaron315_ns3** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:38 pm

Forge is well aware that if he now talks to me all I'm going to respond in is Monty Python quotes right?

Sohl_ns3 · Post by **Sohl_ns3** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:04 pm

I am now, for the first time in my life, scared

But every time I try to talk to someone its "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "Im not worthy"...

DM PHANTASM_ns3 · Post by **DM PHANTASM_ns3** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:36 pm

someone get this man a waffer thin mint

dbosity_ns3 · Post by **dbosity_ns3** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:20 am

What's a waffer? Is that a breakfast thing with syrup or whip cream on it with strawberry on top?

Aaron315_ns3 · Post by **Aaron315_ns3** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:46 am

Sohl: You're not the Messiah you're a very naughty boy......erm girl.....crap

computergui_ns3 · Post by **computergui_ns3** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:00 pm

Don't stand there gawping, like you never seen the 'and of God before!

Sohl_ns3 · Post by **Sohl_ns3** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:47 pm

Get on with it!

Charon_ns3 · Post by **Charon_ns3** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:30 pm

Bring me a SHRUBBERY!

Aaron315_ns3 · Post by **Aaron315_ns3** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:22 am

We are the Knights who say 'NI'

Mard_ns3 · Post by **Mard_ns3** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:28 am

a witch i say a witch she turned me into a newt she did.......grin

Post by **TGPO_ns3** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:23 am

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.